Cheer up antidote

It came to my surprise on how people can sense despite that person is thousands of kilometeres away. The person I'm talking is my principal at Hongkong who takes care of allocations for South East Asia ~ I'm working in a shipping line btw. Since I'm taking care for all of Indonesia ports so we are often chatting over skype. I once asked if his picture was real. The ladies (unmarried and married ones) in the office were excited seeing his picture and pester me to question him. Okie okie fine.... I was one of those curious girls too. Well got to admit the sexy hunk looks a mixed of middle east and western. He has a smile like those Man Hunt or one of those cutie footballers. I wasnt too sure thats the pic of him coz I was thinking if this guy is that cute... is such a waste he doesn't work for modelling agency. He's better of walking on the runway with Armani and Calvin Klein. Perhaps with boxers? *cheeky smile*. But he said yeah that's the picture of him and if I do not believe to please ask his superior ~ which I did not do. That would make me look unprofessional. Psst... I will ask his other colleagues that he will probably not knowing *grin*. Ok... back to my surprise. As usual we were liasing with work until this conversation pops up.

El-Alfy says: You having hard time at work or what? You seem either stressed... or tired..
Ing-Jkt says: hahaha how u can say that?
El-Alfy says: i dunno i can tell ... just guessing i suppose
Ing-Jkt says: u sensed it well btw. but dont worry it's still manageable
El-Alfy says: well then perfect... i was right then
El-Alfy says: well cheer up Ing... nothing is worse it :D
El-Alfy says: i am having cold... crammed with work...
El-Alfy says: lots of problems
El-Alfy says: but always :D
El-Alfy says: if you need anything let me know... :)
Ing-Jkt says: (beer)
El-Alfy says: and dont stress your self... Cheer up (F)
Ing-Jkt says: im okie ;) thanks for concern. appreciate it much

Ahmed El-Alfy

Wohooo... photo says it all *drool*. (Except for the hairy chest - a lady colleague says to put on hot wax and strip it during his sleep. Aww~~... that's nasteee!). He said to be an Egypt and half Turkish breed. The ladies in the office are asking if he's single. Sorry gals to dissapoint you all. I haven't come to that part hahaha. Whereas the male colleagues can't accept the truth and said he can't be real. Looks like the males can't accept competition huh? Well.. if he's here i'm sure his looks sells well. Maybe sometime later I will tell him my blog *lol*.

What happen to Yui

First will ask you what happen if you found something you love yet you can't have it. Is like you want to grab the moon. You think you can reach it but it's just you and your wishful thinking. Yet still find your self mesmerized by its beauty and hanging the once a dream upon the stars. Some people aftering their dream. Some people give up. And some people just do nothing about it. Me? I think the last one do me fine.

>>>So here's my "cheer-me-up" antidote<<<

Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
10. Taxis stop for us.
11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
17. If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.
18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
19. We can sleep our way to the top.
20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
23. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
29. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
30. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
31. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
37. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

For the 100 reasons I cry. You gave 1000 reasons to smile