Showing posts with label misc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label misc. Show all posts

September 18, 2010

Ya Sudahlah

ketika mimpimu yang begitu indah
tak pernah terwujud... ya sudahlah
saat kau berlari mengejar anganmu
dan tak pernah sampai... ya sudahlah
apapun yang terjadi aku kan selalu ada untukmu
janganlah kau bersedih
coz everything's gonna be okay

satu dari sekian kemungkinan
kau jatuh dan tanpa ada harapan
saat itu raga kupersembahkan
bersama jiwa, cita, cinta dan harapan
kita sambung satu persatu sebab akibat
tapi tenanglah mata hati kita kan lihat
menuntun ke arah mata angin bahagia
kau dan aku tahu, jalan selalu ada
juga ku tahu ada problema kan terus menerjang
bagai deras ombak yang menabrak karang
namun ku tahu... ku tahu kau mampu tuk tetap tenang
hadapi ini bersamaku hingga ajal datang

sempat kau berharap keramahan cinta
tak pernah kau dapat... ya sudahlah...
dengar ku bernyanyi...
lalalalala....
heyyayayaya dedudedududidam...
semua ini belum berakhir

apapun yang terjadi ku kan slalu ada untukmu
janganlah kau bersedih coz everything's gonna be okay

satukan langkah... langkah yang beriring...
genggam hati, rangkul emosi
genggamlah hatiku, satukan langkah kita
sama rasa, tanpa pamrih
ini cinta... across the sea...

peluklah diriku, terbanglah bersamaku, melayang jauh....

ini aku dari ujung rambut menyusur jemari
sosok ini yang menerima kelemahan hati
aku cinta kau... ini cinta kita...
cukup satu waktu untuk satu cinta
satu cinta ini akan tuntun jalanku
rapatkan jiwamu ... tenang disisiku
rebahkan rasamu untuk yang ditunggu
BAHAGIA HINGGA UJUNG WAKTU

apapun yang terjadi ku kan slalu ada untukmu
janganlah kau bersedih
coz everything's gonna be okay
apapun yang terjadi ku kan slalu ada untukmu
janganlah kau bersedih
coz everything's gonna be okay














mata hati kita akan

August 31, 2010

Tersenyumlah

Mengapa kau bersedih saat cinta pergi
Biarlah saja bila semua harus terjadi
Hidup bukan sampai disini
Waktu terus berjalan
Yakinlah ada bahagia yang akan kau rasa dalam hidupmu

Dan tersenyumlah sayang
Lepas semua pedih di hati
Karena cinta masih ada dan selalu ada
Percayalah

Kadang cinta tak berhati
Sering menyakiti
Tapi cinta yang sejati
Meski telah pergi kan datang lagi

Dan tersenyumlah sayang
Lepas semua pedih di hati
Karena cinta masih ada dan selalu ada
Percayalah

Jangan kau tutup hatimu
Raihlah bahagia hidupmu
Karena cinta pasti ada dan selalu ada
Oh... Percayalah

By: Tere

July 11, 2010

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

February 05, 2010

January 16, 2010

Tree - Leaf - Wind

People call me “Tree”.
I had dated 5 girls when I was in Pre-U. There is one girl who I lovealot but never dared to go after. She didn’t have a pretty face, goodfigure or an outstanding charm. She was just a very ordinary girl. Iliked her. I really liked her. I liked her innocence, her frankness, her intelligence and her fragility. Reason for not going after her wasthatI felt somebody so ordinary like her was not a good match for me. Iwasalso afraid that after we were together all the feelings would vanish. Iwas also afraid other’s gossip would hurt her.

I felt that if she were my girl, she’d be mine ultimately & I didn’thave to give up everything just for her. The last reason, made her accompanying me for 3 years. She watched me chase other girls, and I have made her heart cry for 3 years.

She was a good actor, and me a demanding director. When I kissed mysecond girlfriend, she bumped into us. She was embarrassed but smiled&said, “Go on!” before running off. The next day, her eyes were swollenlike a walnut. I did not want to know what caused her to cry.

Laterthatday, I returned from soccer training to get something & watched her cryin the classroom for an hour or so. My fourth girlfriend did not like her. There was once when both of them quarreled. I know that based on her character she is not the type that will start the quarrel.However, I still sided my girlfriend. I shouted at her & ignored her feelings and walked off with my girlfriend. The next day, she was laughing & joking with me like nothing happened. I know she was hurt but she did not know deep down inside I was hurt too.

When I broke up with my fifth girlfriend, I asked her out. Later thatday, I told her I had something to tell her. I told her about my breakup. Coincidentally, she has something to tell me too, about hergettingtogether..I knew who the person was. His pursuit for her had been the talk of the School. I did not show her my heartache, just smiles & best wishes. OnceI reached home, I could not breathe. Tears rolled & I broke down. Howmany times have I seen her cry for the man who did not acknowledge her presence?

During graduation, I read a SMS in my mobile. It said, “Leaf’s departure is because of Wind’s pursuit. Or because Tree didn’t ask her to stay”

Leaf..People call me Leaf..
During the 3 years of Pre-U, I was on very close terms with a guy as buddy kind. However, when he had his first girlfriend, I learnt a feeling I never should have learnt – Jealousy. Sourness to the extreme limit. They were only together for 2 months. When they broke up, I hide my happiness. But after a month, he got together with another girl.

I liked him & I know he liked me. But why won’t he pursue me? Since he loves me why he didn’t he make the first move? Whenever he had a new girlfriend, my heart would hurt. After some time, I began to suspectthat this was one-sided love. If he didn’t like me, why did he treat me so well? It’s beyond what you will normally do for a friend. I know his likes, his habits. But his feelings towards me I can never figure out.You can’t expect me a girl, to ask him. Despite that, I still wanted to be by his side. Care for him, accompany him, and love him. Hoping that one day, he will come to love me. Becauseof this, I waited for him. Sometimes, I wondered if I should continue waiting. The pain, the dilemma accompanied me for 3 years.

At the end of my 3rd year, a junior pursues me. Everyday he pursues me. He’s like the cool & gentle wind, trying to blow off a leaf from atree.In the end, I realized that I wanted to give this wind a small footingin my heart. I know the wind will bring the leaf to a better land. Finally, leaf left the tree, but the tree only smiled & didn’t ask me to stay.

Leaf’s departure is because of Wind’s pursuit. Or cause Tree didn’taskher to stay..

Wind..
People call me Wind.. Because I like a girl called leaf. Because she’s so dependent on tree,so I have to be a gust wind. A wind that will blow her away. When I first met her, it was 1 month after I was transferred to this newschool. I saw a petite person looking at my seniors & me playing soccer. During ECA time, she will always be sitting there. Be it alone or with her friends, looking at him. When he talks with girls, there’s jealousy in her eyes. When he looked at her, there’s a smile in her eyes. Looking at her became my habit. Just like, she likes to look at him.
One day, she didn’t appear. I felt something missing. I can’t explain the feeling except it’s a kind of uneasiness. The senior was also not there as well. I went to their classroom, hid outside and saw mysenior scolding her. Tears were in her eyes while he left. The next day, I saw her at her usual place, looking at him. I walked over and smiled to her. Took out anote & gave to her. She was surprised. She looked at me, smiled & accepts the note.The next day, she appeared & passes me a note and left.

It read, “Leaf’s heart is too heavy and wind couldn’t blow heraway..”

“It’s not that leaf heart is too heavy. It because leaf never want to leave tree.” I replied her note with this statement and slowly she started to talk to me & accept my presents & phone calls. I know that the person she loves is not me. But I have this perseverance that one day I will make her like me. Within 4 months, I have declared my love for her no less than 20times. Every time, she will divert away from the topic. But I never give up. If I decide I want her to be mine, I will definitely use all means to winher over. I can’t remember how many times I have declared my love to her. Although I know, she will try to divert but I still bear a small ray of hope.

Hoping that she will agree to be my girlfriend. I didn’t hear any reply from her over the phone. I asked, “What are you doing? How come you didn’t want to reply?” She said, “I’m nodding my head”. “Ah?” I couldn’t believe my ears.“I’m nodding my head” She replied loudly. I hang up the phone, quickly changed and took a taxi and rush to her place & press her doorbell. During the moment when she opens the door, I hugged her tightly.

Leaf departure is because of Wind pursuit. Or because Tree didn’t ask herto stay…

Moral..
In love, we win very rarely, but when love is true, even if you lose, you still win just for having the tingle of loving someone more than you love yourself.

There comes a time when we stop loving someone, not because that person has stopped loving us but because we have found out that, they’d behappier if we let go..
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine?When we kiss?

This is because THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE UNSEEN.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn’t the end of the world. It’s the beginning of a new life. Happiness lies for those who cry those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched ourlives.

A great love? It’s when you shed tears and still you care for them, it’s when they ignore you and still you long for them. It’s when they beginto love another and yet you smile and say, “I’m happy for you.” If love fails, set yourself free, let your heart spread its wings and fly again.Remember you may find love and lose it, but when love dies, you never have to die with it.

The strongest people are not those who always win but those who stand back up when they fall. Somehow, along the course of life, you learn about yourself and realize that there should never be regrets, only alifelong appreciation of the choices you’ve made.

Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen buthow you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

It’s more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly. Outwardtears can be wiped away while secret tears scar forever..

It’s best to wait for the one you want than settle for one that’savailable. It’s best to wait for the right one because life is tooshort to wasteon just someone . . .

February 23, 2009

Just Maybe

Maybe. .
we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one
so that, when we finally meet the right person,
we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Maybe . .. . when the door of happiness closes,
another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.

Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it,
but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past;
after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes,
failures and heartaches.

Maybe . . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go,
be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.

Maybe . . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more.

Maybe . . . the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Maybe . . you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.

Maybe . . you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe . . giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.

Maybe . .. . happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.

Maybe . . . you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Maybe . . you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy

Maybe . . . you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.

Thanks for the encouragement Bro!

December 15, 2008

Every Woman Should Know

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. one friend who always makes her laugh.. and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a goo d piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE a feeling of control over her destiny..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ... how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.... how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. . whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table.. or a charming Inn in the woods.... when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. What she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...

October 29, 2008

Just For Laugh

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> WITNESS: No, I just lie there

> > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
> WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
> WITNESS: My name is Susan!

> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one

>ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was> taken?
> WITNESS: Is this a trick question?

>ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!

> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> WITNESS: None.
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
> WITNESS: Are you sh****n' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> WITNESS: By death.
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> WITNESS: Guess.

> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
> WITNESS: Oral.

> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the> body?
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

> -- And the best for last: --->
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

April 14, 2008

Yui's Life Handbook

The most destructive habit --- Worry
The greatest Joy --- Giving
The greatest loss --- Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work --- Helping others
The ugliest personality trait --- Selfishness
The most endangered species --- Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource --- Our outh
The greatest "shot in the arm" --- Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome --- Fear
The most effective sleeping pill --- Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease --- Excuses
The most powerful force in life --- Love
The most dangerous pariah --- A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer --- The brain
The worst thing to be without --- Hope

The deadliest weapon --- The tongue
The two most power-filled words --- "I Can"
The greatest asset --- Faith
The most worthless emotion --- Self-pity
The most beautiful attire --- SMILE!

The most prized possession --- Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication --- Prayer
The most contagious spirit --- Enthusiasm

January 30, 2008

Farewell Pak Harto, Father of Development (1921-2008)

The former Indonesian President Suharto died on Sunday, January 27, 2008 after battling several organ failure. He is the man who ruled the world’s most populous Muslim country for 32 years. His body made a final journey in a Hercules C-130 military aircraft to Solo, laid to rest next to his late wife Ibu Tien, who died in 1996. The country has announced a week of mourning.

The former ruler was marked with by allegations of corruption, rights abuses and lack of democracy. He stepped down in May 1998 following a pro-democracy uprising. The crowds who suffered under his rule and accused him for power and human rights abuse were disappointed that they failed to bring him to trial.

Tho I'm not much interested nor understand about political issue, I am very much ashamed of my own people . Whereas other countries showed big heart and sympathy like Mr.Lee Kuan Yew, a close friend and comrades, showed moist eyes when he spoke to Singapore media about the fate of Pak Harto. He expressed that “Mr.Suharto had not been given the due recognition he deserved. His contribution to Indonesia was too enormous to be forgotten, or to be trifled with.” I couldn't be much agree that Pak Harto definitely brought development to his country. No one can deny that.

It is a tragedy that we as the children forget of our parent, forget the one who fed us, forget the one who brought us up. We are being “too harsh and ungrateful to the man who, on balance had done more good than harm to his country. We should have honor those who have done good and clearly Pak Harto deserves this.”

Farewell Father, my prayer is with you.

December 16, 2007

ASIAN IDOL

Okie… this is my very first time voting for any kind of idols – the very first Asian Idol from 6 countries (Malaysia, Singapore, India, Indonesia, Vietnam and Phillipines). Perhaps I wont be noticing this kind of thing if it is not held at here at this polluted and jammed J-TOWN. Yup we are the host for this big event for the very first time. Applause for RCTI! I wonder why there's no Thailand and Brunei?

And yeah… I’m voting for my country MIKE MOHEDE!!! Ah C’mon. Despite his ‘Winnie the Pooh’ packaging - Mike has the most warm voice that makes your heart flowing and touches your soul. Just listen to his voice and fall in love. His ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ really makes me fly. Not to mention his Indo song ‘Mengejar Matahari’ (Chasing The Sun) which is my fav song. I definitely feel energy. I just won’t get tired listening to him singing again and again and fall in love again ^__^

And my 2nd choice goes to…. (in order for your vote to be valid you need to vote for two countries). Well Phuong Vy from Vietnam is the best packaging and perhaps overly favoured by our own host VJ.Daniel. Perhaps she can win votes from the males. She is pretty, she is sweet and she has nice voice but no. Not my choice. Her first song reminds me of those night life entertainment. And her second song is like a baby's song with that moulin rouge top and ballerina skirt. Wth?

Mau from Phillipine is definitely a diva. But why the hell she sings like those orchestra? Alamak! This is Asian Idol!!! Hady from Singapore? Ehem… he’s charming. He has nice skin tone, nice smile and he has that confidence. And he wrote his own song too! Definitely one of the guy that I’d love to date ;) hahahaha. Well his first malay song was romantic and smoothing. But he didnt do so good with his 2nd song. Perhaps rock isn't for him. But he did surprise me at the end of the show when he sang Indian song. Got to admit I enjoyed it.

Jaclyn Victor from Malaysia would be my choice if they sang a more international and famous song. Her voice is powerful but I cant feel my soul lifted up.
So my choice falls to Abhijeet Sawant from India. Okie… that was tough decision as I never never ever like any Indians. Perhaps I’m racist at times. But look at him, look at that charming smile and most importantly his voice! Omg… I admit his first song of Bryan Adam’s '"Everything I do" really really really catch my heart. It was perfect! I can't believe he can sing such a good English song. And those Bollywood songs… it rocks!

Who’s our first Asian Idol? Seeing the population I think Indonesia and India win the most. Hahaha so you know why we must vote two. Anyway we’ll find out soon live from tomorrow nite. Aw~~ this gonna be my two consecutive weeks of staying at home watching TV on weekends. No clubs. No drinking session. Stay at home and be good. Believe me!

Btw the funny thing earlier was when I searching at google for Asian Idol official website. Turned out I entered Jap's bikini models (- -"). I was thinking there must be thousands of me too. Hahaha anyway this is their official website http://www.theasianidol.tv/

November 07, 2007

Money Money Money

205 million dollars, 200 million euro and 157 million peso have been withdrawn from mexican drug-dealer during arrest. Now look at that $$____$$




Things You Can Do :
1. Exchange it into tokens and polish it everyday
2. Exhange it into gold bars, you can stack them into castles
3. Make plane origami and fly them from skycrapper
4. Make "Dollars In a Bottle" and let it go on the sea
5. Glue it to your wall as your wallpaper
6. You may use it to wipe your arse
Man... the list is too long
.
.
.
and dont forget to donate too please

October 29, 2007

Ways To Turn Men Down

Old jokes yet still a fav. Peace guys... It's Monday Blues *lol*

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

September 07, 2007

TGIF - spelling class

It's Friday afternoon and I'm sooooo bored with nothing to do in the office. My work is very much depend on internet. Well we have this system used amongst the agencies and HQ and the download is taking ages. It's already been consuming 2 hours! Arghhh... ok while waiting i'm checking my intermezzo mails. Its TGIF anyway. Enjoy~~~
Starbucks New Outlet

An altenative way to get good kopi if you find Starbucks to be too costly. Look I think they can deliver too hahaha.

STIE* ASSHOLEH

STIE ASSHOLE??? What do they teach here? Huahaha

*High School of Economics


August 01, 2007

Super Woman Wannabe

I've always thought am an independent lady ~ the one that can handle any kind of situation in a selfpossesed way. Then I read this article, I think I have second thought about my self.

Below are the skills needed to be an independent woman:
1. Able to cook healthy meal for self
~simple meal still can lah. score 7/10
2. Able to handle jammed zipper
~i'm not sure why this can be one of the 'skill' needed. shouldnt be much a problem to me
3. Learn to drive
~rrrr..... got me. The farthest drive is only 15 minutes. Not to mention engine died twice. I think I'm too enjoying the passenger's seat. Need more efforts on this. But cant blame, Jakarta is full of hell crazy drivers.
4. Learn about investment
~teach me ten times, I'll ask ten times. Digits just don't get well digested in my brain. They are just so complicated.
5. Be skillful
~I can change light bulb. I know which cable to plug between TV, DVD player and Hi-fi. I assembled my own cupboards. But don't ask me to fix the pipe.
6. Gather support
~ Hmm... I don't see the purpose here unless I'm having a campaign for election. Vote for yui?
7. Travel lightly
~ I dont usually bring excessively but even if I did.... what is a bell boy for? *lol*
8. Give tips honourly
~Look into the person's eyes, say thanks and give the money confidently to show you are happy with the service. (chicken feed lah)
9. Touch
~ Not sure what is it got to do between touch and independent. I guess how independent you are, at certain things you still need someonle to rely on. Any interest applicant? *wink*
10. Change tyres
~ waks! tough job. I skip. Just pay someone else to get the job done.